My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”
- blog post:i have to pee but im too lazy
- someone:looks like urine trouble
- tumblr:YOU FUCKING DID NOT
- tumblr:DID YOU FUCKING JUST
- tumblr:IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
- tumblr:I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
- tumblr:OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
- tumblr:*8 supernatural gifs*
- tumblr:THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
"Ok so why the fuck….."
- Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)
"why the fuck am i crying"
- literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)
- Guest:Do you remember that one band?
- Grace:Oh yeah, they sang that song one time.
- Guest:Oh, I love that song! *takes deep breath*
- Grace:No, we don't have the rights!