camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

pussied:

I would look so cute on you

    blog post:i have to pee but im too lazy
    someone:looks like urine trouble
    tumblr:YOU FUCKING DID NOT
    tumblr:DID YOU FUCKING JUST
    tumblr:IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
    tumblr:I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
    tumblr:OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
    tumblr:*8 supernatural gifs*
    tumblr:THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

crapaccino:

suctioning:

*people who tag queue posts with some play on words*

Me: chill

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"Ok so why the fuck….."
- Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)
"why the fuck am i crying"
- literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)
    Guest:Do you remember that one band?
    Grace:Oh yeah, they sang that song one time.
    Guest:Oh, I love that song! *takes deep breath*
    Grace:No, we don't have the rights!
    Guest:*sings*

skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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64kbps:

have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is