dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine