holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

"If a sparkler was made in to a person holding a hot dog it would be Tyler Oakley"
- Grace Helbig (Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig)

sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

image

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

"Flashing my teeth as a mating ritual. My vampire fangs."
- Tatiana Maslany on the Picture Day DVD commentary (via calmmanning)

interiorly:

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

dependsoncontext:

fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

Language is beautiful

heightofthefall:

i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life